your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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