I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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