This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
