i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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