glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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