OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize