the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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