I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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