just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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