Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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