you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Someone signed my nipple.
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