i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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