The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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