My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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