Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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