Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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