I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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