Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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