porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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