My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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