just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Green mimosas i think yes
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
