they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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