she woke up with a sticky ear
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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