when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
