I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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