belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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