Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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