I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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