Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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