It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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