i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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