laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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