just survived the first fart of the relationship.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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