We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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