if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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