I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
