Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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