just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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