I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The ass gains better be worth it
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