It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
high people should be assigned attendants
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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