Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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