1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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