youre lurking in front of me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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