The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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