Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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