They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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