Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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