I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
