I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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