I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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