Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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