Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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