The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I will be naked everywhere
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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