How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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