id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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