put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
tell me about the fingering
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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