Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish i was in the wii world.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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