It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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