Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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