He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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